No, don't do it. This isn't where you want to spend your life
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I can't stand it when DH does things like that. Especially the whole walking in and just changing the channel. HELLO!!! I was watching that!!! UGHHH
Pointless rant because you ladies are saving me from going to prison.
I'm crabby as all get out today from spending so much freaking time with my inlaws that I can't stand and dealing with Bryn and an ear infection.
I was enjoying my laptop and browsing yada while watching a dvr'd Ellen and eating some cap'n crunch. DH plops himself on the couch, turns it to mythbusters, about doubles the volume and pours himself some cereal. Now he's sitting here giggling at his stupid show and scraaaape the spoon on the bowl, clang the spoon on his teeth, sluuuurrrrrp, and chomp chomp like a damn cow. I'm 2.5 seconds from making myself a widow and spending life in prison. ACK!
If I'm not around for a while will someone please write me letters in prison??
No, don't do it. This isn't where you want to spend your life
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I can't stand it when DH does things like that. Especially the whole walking in and just changing the channel. HELLO!!! I was watching that!!! UGHHH
Mikel
Abigail 10/16/03
Zachary 6/23/05
Yellow ribbon - Support Our Troops
Green ribbon - In honor of my Dad with Acute Promyelocytic Leukemia - now in remission!!!
Red and White ribbon - In Honor of Tina
I know! It wasn't like I had it on something I wasn't interested in, it was a recorded show! Moron.
Now he's sitting her fiddling at my foot with his. I swear he wants to die, he's practically begging for it!!!
Doesn't he know by now that he shouldn't mess with a pregnant chick?Men!
Mikel
Abigail 10/16/03
Zachary 6/23/05
Yellow ribbon - Support Our Troops
Green ribbon - In honor of my Dad with Acute Promyelocytic Leukemia - now in remission!!!
Red and White ribbon - In Honor of Tina
You don't have to go to prison. I have a lot of acres on which to hide a body.
Shannon
Do I have to deliver? I wonder if there's some sort of shipping service, I don't want him stinking up the car en route.
Damn are we married to the same guy...? I NEVER get to watch what I want when he's home and I have to turn up the TV when he eats...uuuhhhggg....
Cari
Mommy to Christopher 04/00
& Taylor 07/05
Ruling the world through Transcendental Meditation
UGH! What is with men, do they just not understand??
I like Shannon's idea, but I don't know how Fed EX would deal with that kind of package :0
Janice
Mommy to
Caitlin and April
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