KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO - Yada, Yada, Yada

*AmandaAnn* · 03-21-07, 10:57 PM

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.

California
By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.

Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids
And Our Voting Skills.

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Lee ki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)

Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky
Five Million People;
Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt.

Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

Mississippi
Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections.

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Hookers and Poker

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

NewJerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
And No Right To Self Defense.

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States

Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.

Texas
Se Hable Ingles

UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Too liberal for the Kennedys

Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really

Wisconsin
Come Cut the Cheese

Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
(Also Home of Broke Back Mountain )

The District of Columbia
The Work-Free Drug Place

Kaylasmommie · 03-22-07, 08:36 PM

Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Pottyprincess · 03-22-07, 08:53 PM

I just got this e-mail today. How funny is that.

loco_chik · 03-22-07, 09:06 PM

Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everythang.

OMG ROFLMBO

sabrina · 03-22-07, 10:28 PM

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor

Aimie · 03-22-07, 11:02 PM

Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor
just moved here don't really get it... but....

Texas
Se Hable Ingles
that's funny right there and sooooo true!

Pottyprincess · 03-23-07, 12:06 AM

Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing

03-21-07, 10:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
AmandaAnn Gone... Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 19,456 Thanks: 379 Thanked 107 Times in 100 Posts	KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO *Alabama* *Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.* *Alaska* *11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!* *Arizona* *Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.* *Arkansas* *Literacy Ain't Everythang.* *California* *By 30, Our Women Have More* *Plastic Than Your Honda.* *Colorado* *If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.* *Connecticut* *Like Massachusetts, only smaller.* *Delaware* *We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.* *Florida* Ask Us About Our Grand kids And Our Voting Skills. *Georgia* *We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.* *Hawaii* *Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Lee ki Toru* *(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)* *Idaho* More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good *Illinois* *Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"* *Indiana* *2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free* *Iowa* *We Do Amazing Things With Corn* *Kansas* *First Of The Rectangle States* *Kentucky* *Five Million People;* *Fifteen Last Names* *Louisiana* *We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.* *Maine* *We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster* *Maryland* *If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It* *Massachusetts* *Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden**'s And Our Senators Are More Corrupt.* *Michigan* *First Line Of Defense From The Canadians* *Minnesota* *10,000 Lakes...**And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes* *Mississippi* *Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State* *Missouri**Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work* *Montana* *Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections.* *Nebraska* *Ask About Our State Motto Contest* *Nevada* *Hookers and Poker* *New Hampshire* *Go Away And Leave Us Alone* *New**Jersey**You Want A ##$%##! Motto?* *I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!* *New Mexico* *Lizards Make Excellent Pets* *New York* You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... *And No Right To Self Defense.* *North Carolina* *Tobacco Is A Vegetable* *North Dakota* *We Really Are One Of The 50 States* *Ohio* *At Least We're Not Michigan* *Oklahoma* *Like The Play, But No Singing* *Oregon* *Spotted Owl...**It's What's For Dinner* *Pennsylvania* *Cook With Coal* *Rhode Island* *We're Not REALLY An Island* *South Carolina* Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet *South Dakota* *Closer Than* *North Dakota* *Tennessee* *Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum. Texas* *Se Hable Ingles* *Utah**Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus* *Vermont* *Too liberal for the Kennedys* *Virginia* *Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?* *Washington* *Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor* *West Virginia* *One Big Happy Family...Really* *Wisconsin* *Come Cut the Cheese* *Wyoming* *Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared* *(Also Home of Broke* *Back* *Mountain* ) *The* *District of Columbia* *The* *Work-Free Drug Place* Last edited by AmandaAnn; 03-21-07 at 11:02 PM.

03-22-07, 08:36 PM	#2
Kaylasmommie ... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 10,284 Thanks: 10 Thanked 37 Times in 37 Posts	Re: KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO *Georgia* *We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.* __________________ The 2 loves of my life Kayla 7/6/05 & Braylen 6/21/07 My Blog My Space

03-22-07, 08:53 PM	#3
Pottyprincess Lost in a sea of chaos. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,485 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO I just got this e-mail today. How funny is that. __________________

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03-22-07, 10:28 PM	#5
sabrina Yada, Yada, Yada Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,119 Thanks: 2 Thanked 32 Times in 32 Posts	Re: KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor __________________

03-22-07, 11:02 PM	#6
Aimie has a pain in the neck.... literally a PAIN in her neck!!! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Near Spokane Posts: 15,561 Thanks: 544 Thanked 470 Times in 390 Posts My Mood:	Re: KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Washington Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor just moved here don't really get it... but.... *Texas* *Se Hable Ingles* that's funny right there and sooooo true! __________________ ticker gone.... we're staying in washington!!!

03-23-07, 12:06 AM	#7
Pottyprincess Lost in a sea of chaos. Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,485 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO *Oklahoma* *Like The Play, But No Singing* __________________